Geoff Wellsteed is in Australia for the Ashes and sends his reflections after the third Test at Adelaide.
Do you believe in miracles? Do you think the impossible can, very occasionally, be achieved?
Well, on the morning of Day 5 a good number of England supporters were unduly optimistic about England’s prospect of chasing down 435 runs, and especially when the target was reduced to less than 100 with three wickets still in hand. Of course, it was never going to happen, but it must be said England did restore a degree of respectability by only losing the match by 83 runs.
To rewind. England went into this match at rock bottom after two crushing defeats, and after Australia had scored 371 in their first innings. Then the Poms had been reduced to 42-3 and things had plummeted to new depths. Now, the harsh reality is that England have lost the Ashes series in 11 days.
Criticism is rife. Mc Cullum’s commitment to Bazball has been trashed. Ironically, the only cricketer on the field capable of playing that style of the game is an Aussie! Travis Head is a belligerent hitter and his admiring fans are now wearing ‘Travball’ printed Tshirts!
So what have we gleaned thus far? Talented but inconsistent, Crawley played an innings of class and maturity and is England’s leading scorer in the series (despite a pair in the first Test). We need more big scores from him.
Duckett clearly does not understand the science of magnetism. By playing virtually every ball he attracts the edge. Ben, learn the meaning of repel! Pope has lost his faith. He needs spiritual help from a sabbatical. Surely he can’t play at the MCG cathedral of cricket?
Root is struggling a bit but is a fixture. First name on the teamsheet. Brook is the most talented boy in the class, but is a cad. He reels off a string of glorious strokes and then gets out to the most outrageous, irresponsible shot. The headmaster must give him a hundred lines, ‘ l must not be a silly boy’.
I’m sorry, but Jamie Smith is not a wicketkeeper. He is the worst England gloveman in my memory. If you think that is an unfair assessment than tell me who has been an inferior performer since, say WW2.
Stokes has to play but apparently there is some disharmony in the camp? He needs to sort that. He visibly had an onfield spat with Archer. I’m sure Will Jacks is a wholehearted cricketer and a lovely lad, but he is not the best spinner in England. I can honestly say I have seen much better spinners in club cricket. The Aussies treated him with contempt (2-105 and 1-107).
No one can doubt the commitment shown by Carse, but he can’t, or won’t, or more likely is under instruction, to bowl short. Bowled and LBW are dismissals ruled out if you continually deliver bouncers. He must bowl length and line. Archer had a good match with bat and ball. Tongue was solid and made a decent contribution.
Overall, it’s a sad story and even more depressing is the fact that if a best XI were to be selected from the two teams l think only two Englishmen, possibly three, Root, Stokes and Brook would be guaranteed a place. That ratio tends to suggest to me at least one more defeat in the series?
Despite all the gloom here is a little brainteaser for you. How many England Test players can you identify with only three letters in their surname? I’ve got nine.